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Family Devastated By Theft of Koi Carp (Read 4553 times)
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Family Devastated By Theft of Koi Carp
07. Oct 2008 at 18:32
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According to this news article, a family in Great Britain were devastated by the theft of their pet Koi Carps from their back yard:

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/darwen/3731558.Darwen_family_blames...

They're supposing the bad economy is to blame for the theft.

But, little do they know that this was likely due to the depredations of Dr. Frosticos and his ilk!
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Reply #1 - 09. Oct 2008 at 02:29
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My neighbor's koi pond was also raided,,, by a large pelican. He (my neighbor) wanted to respond with his AR-15, the canny bird however left before the said weapon could be used on him. The Bird had a very expensive, large repast, did not pick up the check,,,, and did not leave a tip!
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Reply #2 - 09. Oct 2008 at 18:19
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Cheeze Whiz!  Frosticos is now training pelicans to do his dirty work?!?

Will there be no end to his ruthless menace?!?
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Reply #3 - 09. Oct 2008 at 19:17
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The elixir of immortality promised by the carp gland is a powerful inducement to evil! Never underestimate the carp as a motivation for diabolical genius.
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